The thread of favourite and profound quotes
My favourite quote at the moment is -
“Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain”
-Martin Mull-
If you don’t like what you’re doing, you can always pick up your needle and move to another groove.
- Timothy Leary
Just let me be!
-Zaniac 
i´m a peacock, you gotta let me fly!
-mark walberg (the other guys)-
Favourite? yes, profound? not so much. These are directly from my Facebook page.
“My interests include Climbing (indoors only, have you seen the size of those f#cking mountains?).” - S Porter
“Apart from the slightly mental stupid dressing up, drinking too much and making a fool of myself, there is a level of business that I’m involved in.” - T Darling
“I drive, Carl sits looking a bit special needs in the pasenger seat” - E Bruce
Kinda thought smi7 would provide us with a gem 
I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars
- the rest I just squandered.
George Best
“NOPE.”
-Chuck Testa.
A few I have on my facebook:
“Once there was a poor man…”
“No, really?”
(from my latin textbook in high school)
“Your brain ain’t the same once your brain’s hit the air.”
“I don’t want to ask, I just want to find pants.”
And our very own Jester:
“Woofer shattering… And I don’t mean pouring liquid nitrogen on your dog and grabbing a bat!”
Oh, also my sig.
“When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.”
Jimi Hendrix
^That’s a good one.
“Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned
and the last fish has been caught
will you realise that you can’t eat money”
-Cree Native American proverb
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Albert Einstein
I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Sir Winston Churchill
“I may be established but I’ll never be establishment.”
- Dave Clarke.
“I may not always be right, but I am never wrong”
- Homer Simpson
Whut?
Que?
Oh… I see what ya did now. I’m not sure if you’re calling me a fag or a bitch or a bitchy fag though, hmmp.
“An evil exists that threatens every man, woman and child of this great nation. We must take steps to ensure our domestic security and protect our homeland.”
-Adolf Hitler, when announcing to Gestapo to the people.
“An evil exists that threatens every man, woman and child of this great nation. We must take steps to ensure our domestic security and protect our homeland.”
-George W. Bush. when announcing the DHS to the people.
“I wanted a bigger drum sound… So i got bigger drums”
Mark Whiteside, the drummer in the last band i was in. About 11 years ago.
He did just get bigger drums. Doesnt get more rock n roll in my eyes.
Mediocre Music review:
Me to my girlfriend: “What do you think of this track”
My girlfriend : " I wouldnt leave a room if it was on"