This changes *everything*...

This changes everything

I got a PM this morning, its simply the biggest game changer since well, since the game started…this really changes everything, a single quote from the profession marketing site of this fantastic new tool is all you need to see!

“Clubs are going to start begging you to DJ and the ladies will fall at your feet”.

Its all right here…go, I mean run and buy Dr. Drum!

I’ve blocked the sender of this PM if only to save myself the let down when they don’t answer my replies of utter adoration and thanks for sharing this.

Well, I’m off now, don’t need the board anymore, or Ableton or anything at all!!! With this great tool I can write profession tracks in minutes…poor Beatport, can they keep up with the 60 new tracks I’m going to release day? :heart_eyes:

hahahahah i saw this a few months ago and it is absolutely incredible.

How have I wasted the last 12 years of my life DJing when I could have gotten instant success with Dr.Drum!?

ARG…got the PM now too.

SPAMMERS!

Are you guys reporting this spam? I’m sure that Padi and Ed are itching to swing the ban hammer as much as they can now.

but… they say it has a “kick ass drum machine” and that “dr drum will hook you up!” :smiley: and yep - i was sad enough to watch most of the video. seems like a fairly basic dumbed down daw. might not even be bad as a first bit of software for someone to start out on - maybe… don’t think i’ve ever seen any advertising campaign quite that cheesy.

reported…

[quote=“zestoi, post:5, topic:41265, username:zestoi”]
don’t think i’ve ever seen any advertising campaign quite that cheesy.
[/quote] a lot of the get rich/girls/famous/fit/psychic quick schemes use a terribly similar format. I have a feeling its all part of a larger online marketing template scheme. There’s another marketing template which tries to disguise itself as a blog, but is totally locked down so you can’t comment on what an obvious scam it is.

true… does look very similar to other marketing template sites i’ve seen before. funny even having an “affiliates” button in the app gui from what i saw on the video too :stuck_out_tongue: they do seem to be really pushing this product tho; first read about it yesterday and now this today.

Don’t buy Dr Drum kids. It’s wack!

Can I have permission to call a track of mine “Swing the Ban Hammer”?

I love it! “Skip the learning curve”. Ah, the kids these days. LOL

Instant gratification! I’m going to make a program for the kids where you type in a genre, or 2 DJs names, and out pops a track. All you have to do is fill in the id3 tag, and BAM! Instant success. Pop it up on youtube, get noticed by a big name, ibiza here we come!

this made my day at work much better :slight_smile:

someone needs to ban this user:

I reported the pm he sent but it was that dr drum crap

Guess the new guys are already falling down on the job. :wink: I’ve taken care of it.

omg i just watched the entire thing hoping they would show a sample. i need that MiB mind eraser now

Just start singing “It’s a small world” repeatedly, LOL.

Or did I just show my age? :open_mouth:

Awww I’m late for the party.

Busy day with some deadlines getting moved ahead :thumbsdown: