Twice...the same girl knocked the needle off

Twice…the same girl knocked the needle off

SOB…I’ve never been more offended than to tell somebody to be careful (after knocking the tone arm off) and they just do it again. Then tell me to play rap…while I’m playing rap. Never again…a 21 under party.

Nightmare.

This woulda been my next record :stuck_out_tongue:

yeah, I always keep the loop handy :wink:

I was at a party once (not as DJ) were the crowd went so wild that they bumped into the DJ table constantly (it was dnb) and that caused the needle to jump around constantly so the poor DJ had to dial in the tonearm to have mad downforce.
Poor fellow must 've damaged his precious vinyl so bad.
And sometimes the needle was still jumping after that.

“Smack that bitch up!”

:slight_smile:

Watch out for the brunette wearing a hat.

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Next time you see her, play this one..

luckily they took it lightly.

knock the needle out and I knock your teeth out. Seriously…I would be so pissed.

One solution; kick her in the face. That’s why I like to bring a large, intimidating friend to house party gigs.

my mrs does it all the time drives me mad i keep telling her to stay of the wheels of steel but she just doesnt listen haha

oh and she has a habit of turning knobs on my mixer like levels etc

LoL i had a nife taken out on me cause I was playing at a bar, and the drunk patron decided that his music had to be played. I called the bouncer and shut the place down for the night as I packed up my stuff and said If the patrons what to act stupid, I’ll just take my gear to someplace where thier isn’t this type of croud. The place went from pulling 250 average people to 25 regulars that just sit and drink. fukn achoholics!

how did she even get to do it a second time? the first time would have qualified her to be kicked out of the booth.

She wasn’t in the booth. She kept reaching up over the front trying to get my attention to request rap. Because apparently you can’t dance to house/electro :roll_eyes:

oh yeah obviously. should have told her to turn around and ask her what all the other people are doing. :wink:

Sounds like the party I just did with my brother. We were on an electro spree and the place was jumpin.’ Some stupid drunk bitch kept coming up every ten minutes telling us to “thug it outttttt!!!” So we’d play some rap bangers (typical Lil Wayne/Roscoe Dash type sh*t) and then drop an electro track back in. Then we had some drunk redneck marine douchewad come up and got mad at us when we wouldn’t play country. Then some dude staggered into the table and almost sent all our gear flying. When I told him to back up, he gave me a look, so I gave him the bird :smiley: It was a great party and people loved us, but it was all the stupid shit that pissed me off.

I just saw a tutorial on how to beat a woman properly on YT. It was in German sadly but I may translate it for you.

No, really what’s wrong with her? Also whats wrong with you not putting her in her place?