very OT: i...

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very OT: i…

i smoked weed with an old man because im sexy.

post yours:

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I fucked a horse because I’m sexy. That about sums it up

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i ran naked with a black guy cause im sexy

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I hate a piece of shit because I stink.

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I got married with a dog because I have perfect abs!

god damn this thing is accurate

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I pissed on a condom because i’m sexy.

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I stabbed a piece of shit because i’m racist.

I dont like this game :disappointed:

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I did a blowjob to a condom because I stink. That’s not funny at all.

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I hate a black guy because i hate myself…

insightful.

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I need a piece of shit because I stink

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I shot your mom cause i’m on crack!

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son.
of.
a.

…gun?

nnnnooooootttt mumy!!

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I killed an egg because I have perfect abs.

Something I would do.

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I pised on a clown because I was horny

Oohh kinky

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I stabbed Santa Claus because I hate my life.

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I ran naked with JesC because I’m sexy.

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I smoked weed with a vacuum cleaner because I’m on crack :smiley:

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this is probably the funniest thread of all time. i absolutely hope everyone on the forums posts here twice.

i ran naked with a puppet because i hate my life.

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I stabbed a drunk mexican because i hate my life…

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I did a did a shit on a monkey because I stink.

I do need a shower to be fair!!!

EDIT - I forgot I was born in december, it’s been a long weekend.