What's in Batman's DJ bag..er, utility belt?

What’s in Batman’s DJ bag..er, utility belt?

Warning, nerdery follows.

So I was writing the weekly newsletter and realizing that in the superhero world, super-powerless Bruce Wayne is a great way to explain to people (who know superheros but not DJ equipment?) the difference between DJs who are simply pressing play versus those who put in work onstage and put on a great live show.

Most superheros rely heavily on their flashy superpowers to be a successful hero - to the point that in a fight, all Superman has to do is show up. Batman relies on his gear, cunning, and tools to help him survive in a battle, since he’s constrained by his mortality. This ultimately makes him more interesting than an invincible hero.

My brain isn’t quite up to fleshing out a full thesis on this at the moment, so all I’m tryna say is:
Batman is to Superman what Dubfire is to David Guetta.

lmao. yes i can see that

Nice idea.

hahahaha so true…

since superman is bad with women does that make guetta a virgin 0_0

Well guetta sounds very goofy. He would have no luck, if he wasn’t David Guetta.

QFT! :slight_smile:

But Spacecamp, what you’re trying to say is, David Guetta is posing and being granted props for his appearance, though dubfire is more on a downlow; a little bit regarded as a MIDI vigilante, who let’s his actions do him and his followers justice.

Than again, Batman is known to have hit Supes, handed him his behind, quite some times by using kryptonite gloves. :wink:

In that case, I would really love to see how you would regard “the Darkness” or “Wolverine” and who would be the Hulk?

I would definitely see Richie Hawtin as Mr. Fantastic and Speedy J and Chris Liebing… welll… who knows. :wink:

All I know is, Jester.NZ and myself would still be running for the role of Thor. (Even though I have already been appointed Thor since “the Avengers” movie. :stuck_out_tongue:! )

Though Carl is always laughing… no way he could be the Hulk… :disappointed:

Jeff Mills would be the Black Panther.

Ruthless on the decks & 909; prince of Wakanda.

My question is: who is Rorschach?

Pauly D would be the joker for sure. He’s got stupid looking hair, and is a clown.

and deadmau5 is ratman

I am rorschach!

Pffft … Richie Hawtin is Plastikman :stuck_out_tongue: everyone knows that hehehe

In superhero/comic world that would be this guy:

To be honest he’s not the brightest lamp in the testbed.

I think Richie Hawtin to be a revolutionary thinker, therefore I would say:

:slight_smile:

lol

Brandon Block should be dead..