Worst EDM acts according to a 34 year old man
This is funny, you should check it!
Posted by Golf Clap on FB
Hmmm, written by a 34 old man wording it like one of the 14 year old boys whom he pans.
I can’t agree with him about armin van buuren, and he’s esentially made my life worse by making me aware of krewella 
Lol good read
Funny stuff… even funnier that the dude in Krewella was kicked out of the group, even though he is the one who actually did ALL of the production work. Guess they want to be an a cappella group now lol.
Agree with most, but must say, even though I don’t really care for Armin’s music, the guy did single handedly keep Trance alive for a very long time past it’s due. Not my cup of tea, but have to give some credit.
Nice read (also stumbled upon it because of the Golf Clap post), but I think I got permanent hearing damage now. My morbid curiosity made listen to each of those videos for like 5 seconds and I really don’t think that can be undone in any way.
RIP in peace
Ok, He has some good points, but mostly is just full of himself, and I’m another 34 year old speaking here…
Good read. 
“He dreams of meeting Steve Aoki in his adolescent mind as people who are old like me wanted to meet Kurt Kobain.”
I met Kurt Kobain… that makes me REALLY old.
ahhh love those guys. I opened for them once in Detroit at Grasshopper Underground, they really know their shit!!
“Human life is a gift”.
Great read, funny stuff indeed!
Agree with it in its entirety.
Hardwell is the dance music equivalent of Nickelback.
I’m also old - I was at this gig:
The girl on the right in Krewella is HOT!
As for the article. It was funny at first, but the more I read, the more I thought this guy’s a self-absorbed prick. OK, we get it you don’t like “EDM” or pop dance, but many people do like it - let them like it and you can like what you like.
Plus, it’s kind of sad a couple names on that list used to make really good music back in the day.
I think she’s dating one of the Adventure Club guys.
And troof. People are hating on “EDM” too much here. Just ignore it.