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Scandal
Following her promotion to the position of Prisons Secretary, Ann had to fend off rumours of her participation in Lesbian acts. Her department released a statement proclaiming; "The Right Honourable Ann Widdecombe is a complete stranger to sexual relationships with the opposite sex, or indeed any sex at all. The tabloid hacks that have associated her robust views and masculine appearance with those of a sexually-repressed, cock-hungry lesbian are sad indicators of the immoralities of our times". Indeed, Ann found it rather difficult to escape from scandal throughout her years as home secretary. In 1993 Ann purchased a farm in West Cornwall, prompting rumours that she took part in bestiality on a mass-scale. Ann refuted these claims, stating that purchasing this farm simply highlighted her "love for god's creatures", and wasn't indicative of the tendencies of an animal rapist
