Don't believe everything...

[darryljames]

I just wanted to bring to your esteemed attention the true depths of Ann Widdecombes contribution to sexuality and nature, as copied from the wikipedia entry on the same;

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Ann_Widdecombe

Scandal

Following her promotion to the position of Prisons Secretary, Ann had to fend off rumours of her participation in Lesbian acts. Her department released a statement proclaiming; "The Right Honourable Ann Widdecombe is a complete stranger to sexual relationships with the opposite sex, or indeed any sex at all. The tabloid hacks that have associated her robust views and masculine appearance with those of a sexually-repressed, cock-hungry lesbian are sad indicators of the immoralities of our times". Indeed, Ann found it rather difficult to escape from scandal throughout her years as home secretary. In 1993 Ann purchased a farm in West Cornwall, prompting rumours that she took part in bestiality on a mass-scale. Ann refuted these claims, stating that purchasing this farm simply highlighted her "love for god's creatures", and wasn't indicative of the tendencies of an animal rapist

Truly, a woman of substance....:eek:

[Nesquigs]

Good thing I grew up in Catholic school or I wouldn't have developed the finely tuned ability to ignore the zealots.

true that. only real thing i learned in catholic school. lol

[padi_04]

true that. only real thing i learned in catholic school. lol

Reverse psychology ftw!

[jfd6812]

Mini giraffe. That is all.

[Virtual Unknown]

This is the beginning of the End
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDm97...layer_embedded
"This is the End This is the End My Friend"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NKqh...layer_embedded

Or not...