The official 'JOKE' thread

[Terpit]

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was out-standing in his field!

[farhanashraf]

When I was young my intent was to go to medical school, but I didn't pass the entrance exam.
One of the questions was "Rearrange the letters P N E S I to spell out an important part of human body that is more useful when erect.
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Those who spelled SPINE became Doctors.
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The rest are all my friends..

[farhanashraf]

A hot girl removes her jeans tells to her boyfriend, MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WIFE.
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The boy also removes his jeans says . , . . . . . . . . WASH BOTH THE JEANS.

[farhanashraf]

4 friends meet 30 years afterschool.
One goes to the toilet, while the other 3 start to talk about how successful their sons became.
No 1 says his son studied economics, became a banker and is so rich he gave his best friend a ferrari.
No 2 said his son became a pilot, started his own airline, became so rich he gave his best friend a jet.
No 3 said his son became an engineer, started his own development company, became so rich he build his best friend a castle.
No 4 came back from toilet and asks what the buzz is about
They told him they were talking about how successful their sons became and ask him about his son.
He said his son is gay and is a stripper at a gay bar!
Other 3 said he must be verydisappointed with his son for not becoming successful.
Oh no said the father, he is doing good.
Last week was his birthday and he got a ferrari,
a jet and a castle from 3 of his boyfriends..