Possibly one of the best DJ requests of all time...

[smiTTTen]

[fullenglishpint]

Hi, my name's Erica and I'm just a leeeetle​ bit racist, and a tad egotistical. BUT REALLY NICE.

[smiTTTen]

i am sure she really does like "the blacks" - this is a perfect example of that particular brand of fuzzy UK racism.

[djchriswoods.co.uk]

I got a similar one last night....asking for the time warp...

Needless to say i dont have it

[fullenglishpint]

I got a similar one last night....asking for the time warp...

Needless to say i dont have it

Dude I have that tune on vinyl...



I shit you not.

[Ed Paris]

i got this message from a girl, some months ago. it says "you scare the people away!"

story was: this girl came up to me (top40 night) requesting "sky and sand" by kalkbrenner. i told her that it was peak time right now and i wouldn´t play that tune before 3-4am. she was totally drunk and pissed off, when i told her, that i´m not gonna play it now. she insisted and said that it would make everybody dance their asses of and such.
20 mins later she was still dancing below the booth and i could see her looking angry at me all the time, i was like "f*ck it! gonna play that tune now and hope she goes away"
so i played it and a lot of people left the floor, cause it was to early for "deep" track like this.
and there we have this drunk lady that requested this track, coming to me and telling me, that i scare away the people with this tune. the only thing i could respont to her was a gentle "fuck off!"
told the barmanager to nicely accompany her and her drunk friends out the door.

twisted people, twisted people

[Jester]

The " " means its not racist.

[davoh]

Dude I have that tune on vinyl...



I shit you not.

Dem awkward feels.

i got this message from a girl, some months ago. it says "you scare the people away!"

story was: stuff

A) Good time to use the mic and go "AND THIS NEXT ONE IS A REQUEST BY THIS BITCH"
B) Sounds like the barhead was over serving her tbh.

[djchriswoods.co.uk]

Dude I have that tune on vinyl...



I shit you not.

I wouldnt admit to that dude lol...

[fullenglishpint]

I wouldnt admit to that dude lol...

Haha, it's in a box of about 70 45s that I bought on eBay for £20 just after I got my first set of TTs. It also includes 'never gonna give you up' and 'doctorin' the tardis' no less.