Lets see how many digs we can take at this guy in a Tosh.0 style!
10 seconds on the clock … ^<>^ here we go!
I wonder how much his promoter kept from the door cover? Shes the old lady dancing in a red coat.
Its an open Mic night. They were all sitting still waiting for him to perform something.
by 3:13 they changed to “sitting and waiting for the grim reaper to kill them all”
When the camera gets to close to him, you can see his performance tool of choice.. i iTunes.
The other lady in the front row… most likely his mother, is thinking “this is what i paid all those piano classes for?”
So take a close look at his shirt, it has headphones on it, and they are just like the ones on his neck.
but These cataract having oldies just call it “double vision” at this stage.
i did a freeze frame on the red coat lady as she was up on stage ( 0:17)
then i zoomed in. Shes holding a Czechoslovakian cowbell
I know why the dj is smiling so much. He thinks this video is going to tell the world how good he is. But the only thing i see is
he is apparently purchasing his clothes from the “Dj Pauly D” clothing line
and last but most importantly, he is playing at the perfect lounge ever.
its called PARADOX
and what has the English language told us this word means?.. take a look…
Raradox:
“an argument that produces an inconsistency, typically within logic or common sense.”
Apparently he was playing at Paradox, a cultural pop podium(stage), in Tilburg. Paradox is originaly intended for jazz, noise, rock, brass and other improvisation, hence the older people attending.
(http://www.paradoxtilburg.nl/)
cant say the guy isnt trying
then again, i have had people come to me asking to do vocals on a track
i listen to the vocals
and its not horrible but its bad.
they ask the opinion. And i give it. (they asked, right?)
and what response do i get? “How can you say that, i been at this Grind for like 15 years!”
and my reply…
do it as long as you want. What ever makes you feel good. Im not telling you to stop but, maybe, this just isnt your creative outlet.
I can try painting canvas and i an terrible at it. Me doing it for 20 years isnt going to make it right.
This guys IS putting in a lot of work apparently and i hope he does get something out of it.
