LMAO, as a qualified sound engineer with 12 years experience, this made me laugh lots, while at the same time unfortunately having a ring of truth to it, as there are many people who seam to think they can just rock up and make a band sound great (just as there are MANY people who think because they can press play on their home CD player they’ll be great DJ’s).
The problem is that with both sound engineering and lighting design it’s similar to DJing in that it requires a significant time input in terms of learning how to do it and practicing, even more than DJing really cos there is far more to cover. I mean, do you know how to properly work a compressor? or do you know all the different technologies used in microphones and what ones are best for what jobs? How to ring out the monitors and then do monitor mixes from the aux’s at the same time as trying to concentrate on the FOH mix on the same board (which is what you’ll be doing in any small club you start off in).
Same with lighting, you know the difference between a Par34, par 56 and par 64? or the difference between them and a Fresnel? Or how to program DMX and map out your channels for your moving heads and dimmer packs?
Not saying its not impossible to learn, if its something your really into and want to learn then me and I’m sure others on the board will be happy to help you,
but just trying to point out that its not something you can just decide to do at the drop of a hat have to put some time in learning and for all the time you put in, if your not committed then you’d be as well just putting that time into your DJing and productions and then get to the point you can make regular money that way.
Outside of that though, there are some jobs that you could just slot into for some quick cash. Obviously you have mentioned promotion and that can be hit and miss just like DJing takes time to build up contacts and reputation and build up your night so may not be any more reliable or regular than your DJing work.
Barstaff is always an option. Yeah its the most basic and least paid of the jobs in a bar/club usually but it is guaranteed reliable, long as your half decent you’ll always have a job and money coming in. You will get to know the bar staff in your particular club, and then over a bit of time in other bars and clubs round about the staff all tend to know each other so its good for contacts. Its main advantage however is where you say you want to design bars and clubs.
Most people who design them focus on the technical aspects, the decor, the lighting, best use of space etc but the most succesful ones are designed around the living, breathing organism that is “the public”. They react and use spaces in very unusual, but predictable, ways and working behind bars and glass collecting for a few months will give you some experience of this and help in designing clubs that work well.
However the job I would most recommend to you is PR. Your job is basicaly to be chatty and friendly out in the street and around the bars speaking to the public and trying to get people to come along to your club.
Advantages are that you will get a good knowledge of the local scene very quickly, what nights are on where etc etc. You will get to know the other PR staff from the other venues so will make some good contacts, and probably bar staff and managers as well because you’ll usually have either official or unofficial agreements with some local bars to say you can come in and leave your fliers in the toilets or hand some out, and its a great time to always say hi to the manager and get to know him/her, and also leave some free passes for the bar staff so they can come get a few drinks in your club afterwards (and the favor is usually returned in the form of a couple of free drinks next time your on a night out yourself.)
You’ll also get to know all the regular faces in terms of clubbers and make some connections that way, who are all potential customers when you promote or DJ your own night.
You also tend to finish early most nights once all the punters are pretty much in the bar or club they’ll stay at till the end of the night so you have a chance to relax and get a few drinks yourself.
The downside is that its not just as reliable as barstaff (but is still fairly reliable) and really, man or woman, you usually have to be at least alright looking if not great looking as such and be pretty outgoing and able to just chat to strangers and be friendly and flirty and inviting.
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