Nope, Karlos has a beard around is rectum. I’ll pm you a picture. 
Lmao! yeah it sounds crazy, but its true mate. I work in hotel industry so you always have to be “well groomed” 
Ooh can i get the steak sandwich sent to my room and… how do i access the ‘adult’ channel on the bedroom tv.
Its on Ean Goldens account by the way.
Hahaha, this is turning around to be a priceless thread.
Sure.. med rare with secret sauce on the side?
The channels are easy mate, just just ring up the hot gal at reception.. he he
i was letting my beard grow out, but someone at work told me I looked like sh!t and it looked like party-ing was getting the best of me. I repsonded back, you dont see me point out your flaws.
Today I shaved and im as smooth as flippers bottom.
Less talk, moar pics! 
+1000!
since tekki and i are the only one on here i assume our “beards” are the mighty beards of the djtt universe!
I’ve just started to grow one, but I seriously doubt it’s potential. I shall however try to remember to post pictures before I shave shave it.
Also, beards? This is about the moustaches you know ^^ Although, yes, they are grander than mine… 
This will be my first time growing out a 'stache since I normally just keep it clean-shaven, gonna be interesting to see what I can grow lol.
Also lol, Karlos, when I get my time machine working I’ll go to 150 years from now and expect that this legendary beard will be done by then.
i can grow a mean beard, but i feel naked going for just a mustache.
then theres the whole pederass vibe.
HAHAHAHAHA
yeah…they was fuckin funny man!
Ball hairs on ya FACE!
Lol yes so no cheating brah 
Dude, relax. You’re doing ok. I’m 27 and only need to shave once every two weeks - just so I don’t look like a teenager with a line of baby tash hair.
As for Karlos’s tash-to-anal-beads, just say no. Don’t put your general mouth area near any anal beads (especially USED ones, let alone his).
Top idea : someone should try grooming a traktor logo shaped goatee along with a Goldenesque tash.
This is the look i am aiming for by the end of the month.
If I could do it this is what I’d be aiming for..
OMG that looks just like my mate. Ive just posted that pic on his Facebook.
Creepy
Hmm maybe it is him? :eek:
Real men grow full beards!!