So Who’s ready for the zombie apocalypse?
I’m sure alot of you have heard of the dude in Miami eating that guys face off that they had to blast a couple of times to kill. Well now there’s a guy who killed his roommate and ate his brain and heart. We all knew zombies were coming, are any of you prepared?
I’m ready to put my plan into action!
Yes!! Me and my brother have made a zombie killer team, with some handy people, we have a jeep, some guns and rifle, and also we have decide the house to go if zombie arrive.
We also made a Facebook group for forming squad in other city ahah
sweet! glad I’m not the only one ready to destroy some un-dead when the time comes
I’ve spent the better part of my life preparing for this
I’ve already got a loaded shotgun just waiting…
My plan is to pretty much prepare at the first sign of the zombie uprise. Get a machete, form a squad, grab as many guns and ammo as I can get a hold of. If there is no time to prepare, I’ll probably grab some gas, matches, and junk food, Ladder to the roof of my house and buy myself a couple days. There is no way zombies can climb up to the roof after I kick the ladder out.
You boys any your guns…come on up to Canada if things get too hairy down there, we got lots of trees, and the cold will slow them down and make it more fun. I’ve been waiting for this for a long time.
On a slightly related topic, check out the world helath organizations high alert in Uganda for nodding disease. Kids turning into zombies…
Zombies don’t feel pain, you think they’re going to worry about needing to wear a coat? Lol
As soon as this stuff kicks off I’m going straight to lock myself in B&Q. Hardware store full of weapons and protection ftw…
speaking of zombies..
Mike 08, zombies don’t need coats, they are dead. But the cold will slow down the movement of their joints, and they will get slower. Hah.
Ah, I get what you’re saying. It’s more likely we’ll get zombies the same as in movies like 28 Days/Weeks Later, Dawn of the Dead (the remake), Zombieland etc that are quick moving, so with all the running I can’t see the cold being a major disadvantage to them. As you said they’re dead/deadish so they don’t have a threshold for pain which means they won’t have to stop to rest which means the cold won’t effect them unless it’s freezing temperatures.
Tbh I can’t really comment on weather conditions in Canada and here in the UK we don’t get much snow… just rain.
I also think I watch to many movies…
Ha its not bad here. Not as bad as “they” want you to believe. I live only a couple hours from the boarder to the states, and we get 35 degree (Celsius) in the summer and -25 in the winter.
But yeah, they are gonna be fast until the start freezing/rotting. Then they are gonna slow down to the point where we can catch them on bikes.
Everyone forgets though, nobody wins in a zombie apocalypse. If the zombies don’t get you, paranoid people, disease from rotting bodies, the government/military/lack of food, lack of electricity etc. is all gonna get you eventually. Not me though, I got a plan hahahahah.
First thing im gonna do, load up on dry food items by the case. Then make traps and stuff to take out wildlife for more food. Make sure I have plenty of ammo for the guns,dig a hole in the side of a mountain, make super cave fortress and capture a few deer, they have deer babies in the mountain cave and bam, I win zombie apocalypse. 
don’t you think you should maybe take some woman to have sex with, sure they will slow you down a little and cost you some food rations, but to resort to having sex with deer to have what you call “babies” is just an abomination and inhuman, if that’s the post apocalyptic world your proposing then I choose to die like a human, then a few more times as a zombie chasing the abbominations you doe births for you in your mountainside bunker of sin. 
I mean’t for the deer to have babies so I can raise them for food lol. I’d deff have women to re-populate and I’d deff not have half human/deer babies, the last thing we need is a full scale DeerHuman/Zombie war.
This happened just a few blocks from where I live. There is actually a picture of the victim’s face going around, but I don’t want to post it because it’s pretty graphic.
^seen the pic, I honestly feel really bad for the homeless guy…he lived through that crazy bs. And they say they can’t repair it
probably best to leave it out so this thread can remain a bit of fun… nothing stops fun quicker than reality.
agreed, and its pretty rough and I know some people like myself have a weak stomach
