St. Patricks Day
i just finished work. im gonna go get shitfaced, you best all do the same 
All you guys area lucky being that you on the other side of the dateline, Im still hurting from last night & its already 8pm local time. Can wait for St Patty day! and drink some green brew.
i had a green guinness in town at lunch
Why ?
No Saint Paddys overhere guys. 
As your resident Irishman, I’ve decided that I’m going to lease St.Patrick’s day to you all at a rate of 5€ per ounce of fun you have. Fees can be deposited in my Paypal.
Hey, I gotta pay my night out somehow!
LOLz,
is it okay if I charge you the cost of my daughter’s diapers than? 
Depends on how many ounce the diapers weigh
Trust me, more than you can smoke.
Surely you could make some dough by selling it as fertilizer to farmers?
This is disgraceful. It is hereby your solemn duty to go out and drink Guinness! Tell your family that it’s a mission to improve international relations!
LoLz. Thing is, I won’t go scooping it from the diapers.
And yeah… celebrating is great, but I would probably be more likely to get pissed on Murphy’s Irish Red.
i have no real answer besides- ‘because you should’
i only just got to work and im DRUNK
You hero! 
i think ive got about 2 hours before my hangover starts. then all hell will break loose, this ones gonna be a biggy lol
only thing about st patricks day is that its so awesome that i dont remember shit
wooooo!
Ha, just be careful you don’t have an Office Space style mental break down.
Dom Portwood: Hi, Peter. What’s happening? We need to talk about your TPS reports.
Peter Gibbons: Yeah. The coversheet. I know, I know. Uh, Bill talked to me about it.
Dom Portwood: Yeah. Did you get that memo?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah. I got the memo. And I understand the policy. And the problem is just that I forgot the one time. And I’ve already taken care of it so it’s not even really a problem anymore.
Dom Portwood: Ah! Yeah. It’s just we’re putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports before they go out now. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that’d be great. All right!
maybe its just the state im in but… i dont get it
Man if you haven’t seen Office Space, it should be the next film you have on when you sitting down with a doooooob!
that movie is gold.
I need some weed.
fuuuuuck yes, cant wait to light up wen i get home. im havin curry for lunch. best day ever
Ha, I think I will make a track just so I can call it Michael Bolton.
Michael Bolton: PC Load Letter?! What the fuck does that mean?!??