This beat iz sick

This beat iz sick

YOOOO check this out…i just got it for my birthday its insane…i started dj-ing but my friends had this for yearssss…its called the dubturbo professional beat maker by beats…crazy shit no jokeeee U GOTTA SEE THISS:smiley:
Its easy to use and can be used by a beginner, intermediate, and advanced, it even teaches you how to dj!!!

YOOOOO

no.

crazy shitttt mannnnnn

yo

I thought that was a kitchen appliance at first. Anyway young padawan, your 1st post reeks of spam. I therefore will apply a precautionary

DOnt be a hater check out dubturbo!!

Will do friend.

Check it out, the comparison chart in particular is pretty funny.

http://www.dubturbo.com/

this looks legit brahhhh!

not sure if srs

YAAA foo, aight, mad legit shit yo, got all da ill beats n crap…

But all this bullshit aside. I did see it, and no, I am not impressed. Software itself looks like it might be able to do something but the advertising has me running the other direction thinking it’s a joke. This has got to be the worst advertising scheme I have seen in a long time.
You say it’s called dubturbo professional beat maker, then start being professional and stop outright calling the competition crap, it’s juvenile. Also it will teach you how to DJ? Really? I seriously doubt that. And cut all this ghetto, hood shit, you ain’t thug, or gangsta or whatever other shit you’re trying to appeal to, all you’re succeeding in doing is making an ass of yourself.

Fuck… waves cane in the air

Kids these days…

P.S. This belongs in the Music Production forum.

question is: will i get da bitchez?

I think I’m going to buy a $1,500 Beat Kangz Beat Thang instead.

GRILLZ, son.

Does dubturbo have blanging grillz thangz?

Didn’t think so. :sunglasses:

U like to play da keyyyyz man? U on a lil’ D’Angelo tip? hahahahaha

That video is priceless.

I think I’ll stick with Ableton :stuck_out_tongue: though this DubTurbo business is pretty intriguing… :roll_eyes:

At about 4:30 when he drops the personality and starts talking about tech specs he actually comes across a regular person doing a well informed sales pitch… why not just do the whole thing that way and come across way more informed???

Dubturbo is so awesome that in the 12 years I’ve been fiddling about music on computers I’ve only ever heard about it from spam posts and newbies taken in by the spam posts. Avoid.

(chuckle)
Since you figured out how to mix instant coffee and boiling water, you can move onto the next step: adding milk. Next, using a spoon to stir…

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I think I’m going to buy a $1,500 [/quote]

Some people claim they changed… You’re gonna buy it second hand from the back of a truck at $300 and resell it 1300 after playing 90 seconds with it and taking 50 pictures for all of us to see…Awesome

My post was a joke, everyone else seemed to get it. :wink:

The only question worth asking…

Oh I see. Some form of ironic humor towards your former self

In all seriousness, that Beat Thang thingadoo looks like way fun when we come home from the bars too wasted to use grownup dj and production gear but still wanna PLAY DEM KEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYS