this used to be my friend DJ BL3ND
now THIS is him NOW!!!
<3
greatest reply ever.
LOL!
Cheers!
Sometimes I have a spark of classicness!
I did a performance at a talent show, and everyone thought I was controlling the flashing lights with my computer, not the music. lulz.
That’s funny, when I used to run lights people often assumed that the computer was controlling the music.
“Is that all your CDs up there?” pointing to the screen when there’s a guy on the decks two feet to my right…
What the… wait, what?
lol
cutting wildly like a rat on crack every time you manage to match two tracks? Oh yeaahhh
Ehhh…I only found out the difference between Phono and Line on Wednesday.
Dont hate, never needed to know what phono done! 
Controllerism ftw, that is all.
Gotta push some wax some day man, it’s just so much damn fun.
I intend to man, livin with the rents as it stands and hopefully moving out next year… so i’ll get a set of TT’s for the new place! 
i think he meant he used to mix calmly.
now hes a baller with dancing bitches and lights
haha, yeah. When I did that performance, the only controller I had was a little synth I had putting out midi signals to do cue points.
anyone ever accidently flick over a phono/line switch and freak out going W.T.F when theres no sound ? oh the good old days 
I do that every now and again. Crappy cheap ass numark mixer. Such a light switch shouldn’t have been placed directly above the damn fader 
I used to not be able to get sound out of my comp and I couldn’t figure it out.
The left channel just wouldn’t work but the right one would.
After 10 minutes I realized the cross fader was on the wrong side.
D’OH!
When I was a noob there were no such things as cd’s.
- Well, not on general sale in Scotland.
when i was noob ii spraypainted a keyboard and rocked the shit out of it! hell yeah!
When I was a noob, my first decks could do 16/33/45/75rpm and weren’t varispeed.
When I was a noob, I ripped apart old equipment and tried to mix with the audio outputs from them. For instance I would have a tape recorder with the cables spliced in to an output from a record player.
I thought I was cool.
:Facepalm: