F*ck - i’m a dad!
My daughter was born about 4hrs ago …
FUCK!
does this mean I’m a grown up now?
You sound surprised. OMG are your going to be on I didn’t know I was pregnant? JK 
Congrats your in for a hell of a ride and prepare to sell some gear to pay for diapers.
That’s a cute brand new Tax deductible device you have there 
I’ve known for a good long while, it just doesn’t seem real …
Can’t believe the wife has that babygro made as well ALL TEH AWESOMEZ
Wait few days, once you’ll stop sleeping, and got few barf splash in your face you’ll see it’s for real 
Congrats!
i’ve changed the first nappy and sat in the pub covered in baby dribble, does that count?
Sorry but Nope!
congrats dude need to get some djjtt baby grows up in the store.
Enjoy. First days are the best.
Just forget about sex (with your significant other) for a while …
congrats man, the babygro is great
Congrats man!
congrats man!
Congrats dude!
Congrats!!
Congratulations SO - life starts now.
Congrats Sherlock!
congratulations mate. best wishes to you and family !
Kinda weird how real it gets when you hold her for the first time. Congrats, have fun!
Entering the Realm of Awesome…Congratulations my friend 
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