Where for download can I making S4 on internet?
This is one song I am needing to make!
Trust me she does…
SmiTTTen’s Kontrol S4SOME
I need to apologize for my outburst. I don’t want to be just another person bitching about stuff without offering a solution. So, after multiple minutes of deep thought I have come up with my version of the S4. Think of it along the same lines as what DJTT did with the VCI. In fact, I have a call with Ean later to discuss an exclusive distribution deal for this bad boy.
So let me take you through some of the improvements I made with the original unit in order to turn it into SmiTTTen’s S4SOME!
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Jumbo Cross Fader. It’s a scientificated fact that bigger cross faders equal bigger mixes. Not sure how NI missed this but luckily I am here to rectify the situation. The image here shows my JumboFader© with the standard nobby thing in the middle. This component can be upgraded to a full 8x5 inch pro-paddle for those Slap-Fader DJs who want to pummel this thing like a penguin at a Taco Bell – Nice.
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I replaced the 4 channel faders with flames – no real explanation needed there, you’re welcome.
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Those serious artists among us just don’t have time to interrupt their flow with beatgridding so we have replaced SYNC with the Easy Button. The Easy button selects the track and mixes it for you. You can now rest easy knowing that every mix will be flawless due to our Ad-Dub technology which uses Budweiser radio commercials to segue from one track to another. Customers can also purchase a custom Flava-pack which will enable you to replace those bedroom-Bud ads with any one of 65 Flavor Flav samples – Yeah Boooooooiiiiiiiiii!
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All the Cue Point and Sample buttons have been removed because we aren’t all rocket scientists. On the left you will find the hotly anticipated SMOOTH button. If you are not a Michael Jackson fan you will be pleased to know that you cannot alter the button’s behavior but you are welcome to not look at it.
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Professional DJs certainly have to keep up to date with the major social networks so I have added a Facebook button. Press it once and it will update your friends with detailed information on when you last played Michael Jackson’s Smooth Criminal. Hold the button and it will update your friends on how long it will be until you next play Michael Jackson’s Smooth Criminal. Advanced users can try it in combination with the Easy Button, bringing absolute dance-floor decimation as you unleash a Bluegrass-step version of Sade’s ‘Smooth Operator’. – GREASY!!!
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Tired of lugging around a laptop AND a sound system? Us too, so we changed it! The S4Some now comes with integrated PA and a iphone. Together the unit comes in at under 243 lbs! We are in the process of starting 900 discussion threads about a potential bag for this baby.
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We dispensed with the FX panel on the left hand side as this unit ISN’T BUILT FOR GIRLS! Instead we have upgraded to the GOSS mAdpAd. Simply move your fingers around the pad. The service update will include some sort of sound function or at least a whirring noise.
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The counters on the original unit only went up to 32 which is barely enough to get a cub scout excited these days. We have not only upgraded the counters but have moved them to create a new focus point. Want to go all the way up to Bajillion? NO PROBLEMO! (Si, nos hablamos Spanish or something). GET YOUR COUNT ON!
Like what you see? I thought so….
Holy lols! Coffee - meet keyboard 
Well done sir!
What do you think the above modded S4 will retail for, looks bad ass
applause
I wonder how a external reader would look at this
LOL Smitten, FUNNY post!!
i wonder how NI would react if this landed at customer support… 
Like an Amazon Kindle? Hmmm - that’s a good idea, nothing like a good read when playing one of those frighteningly long BT tracks…
Send it over - they need clearly need a decent Product Manager with my kind of vision. I know what them kids like innit.
along with the OP? to fully explain the background behind it?
Smitten, I think that post is pretty much the best thing I’ve ever read on this forum (sorry b3n 
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that’s a challenge to b3n right there…
@Brad: Any which way you like!
@FullEnglish: Glad you enjoyed my hangover induced keyboardsmanship
Then its even MORE impressive. More applause.
and how I’d love to see him meet it!
Who am I meeting? What will they be wearing? Should I tell Mum I will be home late?
The Queen. Karlos’s robo-suit. Yes, so she can keep your tea and crumpets warm.
When can I order one??? and also!!! can I have a strobe light and christmas lights attached to it…it’ll make it Klassier!!! 
I was saving some cash for the S4 but now that I see this forget the S4! …just one question…can I use AA batteries with it?