Hate my s4!
First off, what the f*** is up with all this “capability” bullsh*t that this thing seems to be overrun with? I don’t know about anyone else but I don’t have endless amounts of spare time to just sit around and figure out all the things it “can do”. I did not pay $800 to learn – did enough of that at school thank you. I paid $800 to be awesome. Guess what? I am STILL NOT AWESOME! Those b#stards an NI knew this when they made me buy this heap of junk.
Also, what’s with this computer business? Who the f$$$ makes DJ equipment that needs to be plugged into a nerd bank? Computers are for buying cheap sh&t and porn, end of story. At this point I’m nearly 2 grand down and all I have is stuff that requires me to read manuals – again, utter b%llsh*t. While I am on the subject of Bullsh&t, where the F#ck is the Smooth Criminal button on this thing? For that kind of money I want a dedicated button for every track I like. Did those b&stards in Berlin remove it just because he died? I haven’t even begun to look for the Ace of Bass fader this thing is supposed to ship with.
I haven’t been this disappointed since my GPS purchase- what’s the point of having a $200 GPS if you still have to actually drive the car yourself? And don’t get me started on dishwashers…
SmiTTTen
PS What the F#ck is USB???
