New club opening, what to say to hype it and welcome patrons?

DJ Life & Community General Discussion
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New club opening, what to say to hype it and welcome patrons?

I’m Dj’ing a new club called Liquid Therapy. They have started to advertise with a hospital-ish kind of theme and considering it’s opening night for this new place I’d like to do something neat and welcome all the party people.

I want to say something a long the lines of a basic welcome ladies and gentlemen to Liquid Therapy. The one stop for the alcohol derived cures for all your woes or something like that but I’m not a fan of how I worded it and I was hoping for some help coming up with something neat. I’d also like to end with a heatbeat monitor leading to a flat line and then a defib shock into the beats of the first track.

Any input would be greatly appreciated.

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you could start off with the intro from j’kwon’s “tipsy” song. The one where at the beginning he’s like “teen drinking is very bad” then you could have a voice say “welcome to liquid therapy”

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…hit the bar and let the therapy begin!

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I like that a lot. Way more simple than my garbage.

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The doctor is now seeing patients at the bar.

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is there a doctor in the house

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I would advise them to make drinks with names related to the “hospital” concept like “Camisole” (or not) and then start like this:

Please remember that camisoles are available at the bar. Therapy starts in 3… 2 …

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Im so glad I posted this. You guys gave me some great ideas for tonight. That’s why djtt is #1! I’m gonna record some of my set and I’ll post a link to the video in case anyone is curious about the end result. Also keep the ideas coming!

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(ambiant sound)
Welcome to the group therapy.
First, try to synchronize yourself on this beat.
(song intro)
Don’t you feel it already?.. adapted medication are at the bar.
(drop the bass)

Maybe use “your heartbeat” instead of “yourself”…

Well i don’t realy know if this is usable, tell us how it goes!
Anyway, i like the medical aspect idea!