His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
hes like chuck norris. only, different.
Sharks have a week dedicated to him. His mother has a tattoo that says son.
He almost broke the land speed record in 1977, popular opinion among his team was that his beard caused to much wind resistance. He would have shaved it but… No, no he wouldn’t have.
if he asked a woman to spell a rag, she would
Pretty sure the Old Spice man could take him…
old spice man is an all talk metro compared to the most interesting man in the world. while old spice man is busy making custom voice mails for people on his website, the worlds most interesting man is speaking french… in russian.
am i the only one considering of using the
’ I’m on a horse.
I’m on a phone.
SWAN DIVE’
in sets?
^lol
^^LoLz
^^^rofl
you guys made my day. And i really had a good one, but page 3 should alltogether be nominated djtt quote of the year 
I got a videoremix from old spice where… you know “everybody hates chris”, the tv-series?.. well, chris´ father is playing a hilarious parody of the old spice comercial. And its B-More. And funny. Sadly i cant give a preview link. But i did play it live at a major club gig and it went along well. In Germany that is, guess most peeps dont know it here, although it did get a few good laughs.
i havnt heard of the mix, but i know the commercial youre talking about.
i just made an audi file with the samples. i made him say 'hello you have called numbers that would spell ‘theory’ then ‘im on a horse’ and then ‘swan dive’ then ‘im on a phone’
i was too lazy to make it work for a certain bpm so it can be looped. if anyone wants to edit it so that it can be beat matched i can email you the file (you can edit out the numbers if you want) and email the final back to me.
it’d be a good idea to become familiar with both. I personally use traktor but that’s because i’m using a controller. When i do manage to get my grubby little paws on some turntables i plan on trying out serato and exploring it a little bit more.
I dont always play on Vinyl but when I do…I play on Torq.
ahahahaha nice
I use both and prefer Traktor because there is so much more you can do with it, however, Serato is much much much easier to use, and wayyyy more stable.
Only reason to use Torq is that you can use Ms Pinky Vinyl
Pink vinyl. the only reason I would ever consider vinyl djing.
Well so is ean, and his mustache
Watch what DJ Q-Bert says bout it…
