things I’m learning at the bar
I’m at the bar right now, and just learned 2 lessons.
- Beat matching is not needed, just fade out the last track, ignore the train wreck.
- ALWAYS make sure he next track is 25-50% louder than the last.
One thing i learned from this thread:
1: there a some pretty sad dudes in the world who post on internet forums while out at bars
hopefully he isn’t the one playing…
i have posted many times from my local establishment…
the best bar DJs are the one that have read the “how to be a DJ” book too many times…
i’m pretty sure he’s taking the piss mate.
I don’t. And I’ve got a high end pisstakonometer
Words to live by. 
One thing ive learnt from this thread is that you can be bit intolerant.
Be nice or ‘can’ it.
Posting from the field of action = +100 Interwebs.
these kids man, in my days only thing you learned in a bar was how to not puke on yourself and how many strikes it takes to finally succeed with the line “those are nice, can i motorboat em?”.
Experience taught me to avoid learning lesson 1 and lesson 2 simultaneously.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha thanks oliosky 
that was funnier than the dJ last night.
The bar is notorious for itunes playlist style mixing. It was retro night, which apparently is now spicegirls, rage against the machine and country lol $2.25 beers though, so its always packed, and always a shit show. Saw 5 kids get kicked out before 11. My boy and I were laughing about the mixing, and it was just starting to fill up, so I thought I would come on here and take the piss.
fair enough mate. the whole night/venue sounds like my idea of what hell would be like. Shit music, shit customers who can’t handle their drink, shit dj’s with no flow. I bet they play Lou Bega - mambo No5 as well, which is pretty much the worst song ever made.
Oh, just a heads up, the term is take “the” piss, not take “a” piss.
“the piss” = having a laugh, being facetious etc
“a piss” = urine. doing a wee etc.
Haha noted. Slang on different sides of the big pond eh?
And yes, mambo #5 was played…
change a song every 90 seconds
Haha you were there too??? Dude was playing almost all half songs. Worst part is, same DJ every week. But, cheap drinks so its not all wasted.
its the case with every dj at the big clubs in the city
Its not a big club though lol. Its this tiny little dive in a basement of a plaza, with an inch of water on the floor some nights.
^ thats funny
What’s funny is that whiskey sours are $2.25 as well, so dudes get all loaded up and fight, and it always ends in someone crawling…er..swimming in that water. So gross, but like I said, always a shit show
^ $2.25? where the hell u at that drinks r so cheap!