Things you are sick of hearing people say / ask for
DO YOU HAVE ANY DUBSTEP?
YOU GONNA PLAY SOME DUBSTEP TONIGHT?
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inb4capslock
it is usually yelled
I’m tired of all the identical posts on reddit’s r/DJs of people asking what they should buy because they are too lazy to read the fucking one from yesterday. Bonus points if they have like $100 to spend.
I’m not sure you know how that works.
Got any Deadmau5? He’s my favourite.
World peace…
more like deadmaufive…
Good point.
You try communicating in a club at the front without shouting!
Please note I’ve never requested a tune in my life.
“Do you have any black ghetto music?”
Dance started at 7:00pm
7:05pm: DO YOU HAVE TEACH ME HOW TO DOUGIE??
7:05pm: >.> gtfo
Pitbull
every time i play out i get the same requests
kesha, dougie, dubstep, skrillex
kansas city 
I love going to all the top 40 dj’s in clubs and being like have you got any cold blank?, have you got any chrizz luvly? have you got any felguk? have you got any skream? benga? nero? rusko?.. unless its a club Ive played in I usually get escorted away from the booth for starting a row
Round here they would say yes to all those artists.
come to ireland and watch the shit hit the fan when you ask, then are like 
how can you call yourself a dj, are you fucking serious?? how could you of never heard of him or her… then its like “bouncers can I have some assistance at the dj booth”
“Did you set up a facebook yet” 
usually kick off the psy once we hear this.
“Bro, play some dubstep”.
At the moment every 30 minutes its ‘Party Rock Anthem’
And the people who say “Play something good!” and they stay the whole night and think every song you play must be coming from the smelly anus of Satan himself and you are an abomination to DJ’ing
Play something good? Man! Why didn’t I think of that. I’d be playing my worst tracks all night- oh silly me!
Play your best song?
Whas that your best song?