This guy is either the worlds best audiophile troll or just totally insane

This guy is either the worlds best audiophile troll or just totally insane

Dude sells all these expensive rocks and shit on his website

http://www.coconut-audio.com/index.html

Here is a tour of what he makes/sells (actually very relaxing) :smiley:

There are so many gems on his website:

VibraPortal Dolphin $1,295.00

A culmination of 11 years of intensive experimentation and research has resulted in VibraPortal Dolphin. Every single piece of material used in Dolphin has carefully been chosen and fine-tuned for maximum liquidity and freshness.

Using particle acceleration technology the amplification of the piezoelectric crystals are improved which results in greater cleaning power. VibraPortal Dolphin has extremely quick and powerful sound while being silky smooth, liquid, fresh and addicting. It sounds like racing with dolphins in clear blue water. Once you experience VibraPortal Dolphin for the first time, there’s no going back.

I want a dolphin vibrator!

Dude bought a $25,000 power cable

I’m not understanding what those rocks do.

they make the sound more pure or add flavor

is he buying the stuff or selling it?

He sells the rocks and everything he’s showing on the website.

Apparently he’s really into buying fancy cables though and had a $25,000+ power cable made. There was a thread on head-fi about it I was linked to. http://www.head-fi.org/t/412260/virtual-dynamics-judge-power-cable-arrived

I get a sick little joy out of knowing that people actually buy this crap.

I mean…Monster’s entire business plan is to be just barely more believable than this guy.

I know, in his video he’s talking like people have actually bought his stuff and they are selling regularly.

It’s kind of sad watching his stuff, he’s obviously got some mental illness and you can see him deteriorating from when he posted the vid in 2009 buying the $25k power cable to now with his shaved head, gaining weight, that blank look in his eyes and his speech pattern and thought process seems psychotic. I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s schizophrenia- imagine if your delusions made you believe in fancy cables and magical rocks.

Reminds me of

That’s actually really sad.

I’m going to hope that it’s put on as a marketing stunt.

ā€œYeah…the guy’s crazy, but this $50,000 RCA to CRA adapter makes everything sound awesome.ā€

If not…I’ll feel bad.

Reading the thread on head-fi on the cable he actually tried to get the company to build him a second one by the refused saying it was for ā€œethical reasonsā€, even they knew something was wrong with him and they didn’t want to fuel his financial/mental issue. It seems like he was blatantly trolling for attention but it was all real to him and he believed it all, I mean watch the videos.

Ignoring that It’s actually incredibly entertaining and hilarious if you’re up for a read: http://www.head-fi.org/t/412260/virtual-dynamics-judge-power-cable-arrived

pure gold

he’d fit right in at monster cable inc.