what would your rider be?
mine would be
1 = working mixer that must have fader caps and crossfader adjust
2 = 2 technics 1200/1210’s (vestax or stanton direct drives will do)
3 = well lite dj booth or light availiable for pluging in sound card
4 = a laptop stand in a sturdy place
5 = room so my Maschine 40cm by 40cm worktop space
6 = a member of door staff situalted near the dj booth and will deal with any issues
7 = free beer for me and a friend (we wont take the piss)
I’d just copy and paste Diplo’s.
The gorilla is especially important to me.
my rider, book me for a hardcore gig. CD, Vinyl, USB or DVS ok, and a US 120 plug. thats it.
I admire you for that, but i feel a better connection to a crowd when i am as messed up as them.
however, i drink pretty heavily at my bartending job also…so might just be me
-pioneer djm 900
-fridge filled with beer, vodka, red bull, jägermeister
-fruit basket
-k-bar for punters
-some midgets doing funny things
-fresh shirt (preferably white v-neck, size m)
-snacks
-towel
-fan
-helicopter for arrival and departure
-some pandas dancing in cages next to the booth
-door policy: girls pay$10, boys pay 100$
-free drinks for the ladies
-hologram of myself standing next to me
-blueberries
-socks (white)
Xone 92
2 x 1210 mk 2
Space between for kontrol x1 and F1
Space for laptop and stand and soundcard
1 security person
Space in booth for 2/3 people
Monitors at least 1 meter away with independent volume control
Mini light in booth
1 bottle of Jim Beam black bourbon, coke, ice, redbull ,water, towel, tissue paper.
Oh yeah and two raver chicks dancing infront each side of the booth 
If anyone here ever gets big enough to be able to demand a rider, the head-swell will ENSURE the riders in this thread are just a distant memory…
my rider would be A TOILET IN THE BOOTH ALL I WANT IS A TOILET IN THE BOOTH LET ME SHIT AND PISS DURING MY SETS
I won’t complain, not even if I need to play 20 year old vinyl on even older belt drive turntables, as long as you get me this stage:
Check out his facebook for the other pics, it’s worth it and perhaps it’s also NSFW.
This is my current rider… nothing exciting. All my flight and hotel requirements are in my contract…
PURCHASER agrees to provide a fully functional DJ booth with:
a. one(1) Allen & Heath Xone : 92 Mixer or Pioneer DJM900
b. two(2) high powered monitors/speakers for the dj booth area with separate volume control from the main house speakers. Must be in good working order with no distortion or feedback. In the event that a monitor is not available, or not in fully working order, the artist cannot perform and purchaser will still be liable to pay all booking fees.
c. two(2) standard electrical outlets for artist’s laptop, midi controllers, and accessories.
d. Cleared area (at least 2ft x 2ft) next to the mixer on the right hand side for placement of artist’s laptop and midi controllers, also include a laptop stand if the booth and area for controllers and laptop is cramped. (see attached PDF “TECHNICAL SETUP.PDF” for expected layout.)
e. two (2) clean small towels (small hand towels).
Artist requires sound check at least 3 hours prior to event.
Promoter must provide adequate security in and around the performance area in order to protect the artist and equipment. Artist request no people in booth during their performance other than promoter and staff, bracelets should be provided by the club to designate people allowed in booth area and will be allowed per the artist request. Bottled water must be supplied to artist throughout the performance set.
Promoter should provide artist with a secure VIP area for before and after performance, for relaxation, to store personal belongings and equipment.
• 1 bottle of Grey Goose Vodka
• small bottle of Patron Silver (350ml)
• mixers for alcohol including: orange juice, cranberry juice, club soda, and red bull (5 cans minimum)
• 5 bottles of spring water (must be non-sparkling, and no purified water)
• bottled Heineken Light beer
• ice
• cups or glasses
Where applicable, the PURCHASER if they have a website shall agree to provide a link directly to the Artist’s website and other pages and display a flyer of the event. On venue and Purchaser/ Promoter’s facebook, the profile and cover photos must both represent the event flyer and/or the artist at least five (5) days prior to the event and up through the event.
what a letdown! i was expecting something wild. like cocaine snoring mermaids and shit…
i have cocaine smoking pandas
Mine would be about the same as Lance’s minus the alcohol unless my wife was with me. I might add that Chris Liebing has to open for me.
Relevant:
EDIT: 1 1/8 Oz. of local grass
Is that like… a thing… that is actually done ?
My rider would actually be quite simple as i’m a simple person to deal with..
Currently it would be:
2 CDJ1000 mk3’s or 2000’s.
1 DJM700, 800, 850, 900 or 2000 (If the condition is good i’ll still play on a DJM600 like i do every week at my residency).
2 monitors at ear level (I’m 6ft tall).
Enough table space room to fit a CD wallet, bag and some other things.
6 pack of non sparkle cold bottle water.
Beer on request (i don’t drink during gigs but i often like 1 at the start and 1 near the end).
1 pack of paper hand towels.
Eventually:
3 CDJ2000 (i’m working on 3 deck routines and planning on upgrading to 2k’s this year)
1 DJM900 or 2000.
2 monitors at ear level (I’m 6ft tall).
Enough table space room to fit a CD wallet, bag and some other things.
6 pack of non sparkle cold bottle water.
Beer on request (i don’t drink during gigs but i often like 1 at the start and 1 near the end).
1 pack of paper hand towels.
hahahha
2 CDJ 2000s linked to DJM 900 via Ethenet Hub
2 High power Monitors at Ear level
Soda on Request
Beer on Request
Whiskey on request
Ice
Glasses
Thats pretty much it.
A hot red head and 1200s and a rane 61.
