when will i be a guru 
when will i be a tech guru
dunno. i guess you will be one when you reach the 500 posts
what’s in a name.
Starting a thread about it resets you to zero apparently 
15000 posts: TechVader
20000 posts: Technotronic
20001 posts: This beat is
20002 posts: Technotronic
25000 posts: Golden Child
It my ambition to be the djtt stifffy as my stage name is mr stifffy, who do I have to asslick??
Patience you must have young padawan.
But ive never seen djtt stifffy on the site
Letters.
- numbers on the occasional site or big familys where loads of people have the same name
You might wanna try meditating, India seems to be a good place to start too.
the mods should make guru 1000 or 2000 posts.
its too easy to make 500.
500 can be mentor. and everything below that can be foolish grasshopper.
Ahh we do that in ireland all the time, the pub is an amazing place for it
YES
Very true… i forgot numbers.
Theres also royalty, Queen Elizabeth II although i dont think she signs for her parcels from the mail man with the II bit.
Sure, especially with those leprechauns around.
I take great offence to this rather discriminating remark!
When you don’t feel the need to ask.
i mostly just want to see the OP demoted to “foolish grasshopper” for the sake of irony.
i second that from the darkest part of my heart and soul! (guess that would be my lungs if they weren´t located next to my heart)