CDJ-Zero
Pioneer Unveils New CDJ-Zero: A Free CDJ, Pay Only For The Music You Play! – Wunderground Music 
Can’t tell… very late April fools?
“Remote Recording. Every set played on the CDJ-Zero will be remotely recorded and uploaded directly into Pioneers new music store, whereby users can then purchase their own mixes to share them with friends.”
That killed me
hmmm wheres the cd slot?..
Just leave. now.
‘Burst Sync Mode. This feature sees the evolvement of the SYNC button, whereby the user can SYNC and then mix the next 6 tracks with the touch of one button, leaving the DJ free to dance on stage, crowdsurf, or chat to girls.’
hahahaha amazing
HAHAH - I missed this gem on first read…
"Pioneer’s Head of Marketing, Michael Hunt, "
as in …
“Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?” lol - was that Porky’s? i think so. 
lol, yeah was Porky’s - jeebus how old are you, must be ancient like me
What unit is it in the render though? Don’t recognise it…
If someone has made it from scratch it looks pretty near what a lot of people want from Pio.
looks like a resurrection of the 1000 mk 3
So was this joke actually sponsored by Pioneer or some random person? That rendering is insanely nice.
Ahh yeah you’re right, hehe
here’s a bigger image, its been floating around for years. it is a pretty sexy unit though.
Lets put in this way, I started DJing in the rare groove/Go-Go era. (and still have the same 1210’s 
) Depressing eh? lol
This is really disappointing. No samples like “damn son whered you find this” and “D-D-D-DDROP THE BASS”?
I know - I like to think of myself as ‘experienced’ in life - not quite as ‘experienced’ as you though by the sounds of it - you old giffer 
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Haha you can see the CDJ1000 on that one - why take all that time making a render then leave that on…
Oi, enough of that - and get off my lawn!!
Hilarious post, but what’s even funnier is reading the comments at the bottom of all the people raging, think it’s real.
Seriously. It’s like no one read the “article” and they just decided to pitch a fit.
Well it even has the MP3 and Compactdisk logo on it