Yo, just because people sometimes ask me if I get loads of poon when playing.
Well, not if I’m doing a crap set! Fortunately, I make it my business NEVER to do crap sets and always be a good boy.
I’d say, the answer to this is: it depends where you’re playing.
Average bars don’t get you much action unless you’re a real looker. UNLESS you play amazing sets that make girls melt and hug you. Then ask you what you’re doing when you end your set. I prefer to play the best set possible as I’m not George Clooney 20 years ago.
But I DID notice that playing in clubs you can basically get rogering action almost whenever you like. Incomparable to bars.
Girls like power - never truer. Let’s take UK girls for an example.
I’m British but live in Paris. Girls from the UK rarely would ever look at me when I lived there, but now I’m a DJ in Paris, anytime I get some girl being a bit forward (as in suggesting she wants to get serviced when I finish or touching my buttcheek) she’s from the UK visiting or living in France.
It turns me off that they only like you cos you’re DJing though. Unless she has big bazookas in which case I milk it like a porn king.
thats awesome. That’s my dayjob, and yea I hardly ever get any pussy cause of it. I can prob count on one hand the amount of vagina’s ive met up with while at work. I would say it has something to do w/ being dirty and sweaty and prob smelling like dead animals all the time.
Hmm. Got a bar gig with a friend in Paris a month from now. Will report on how it goes. (first gig btw, woo yay houpla).
I only play for the love of music anyway, so I could care less about these outcomes*. Besides, I’m not hot and have nothing to talk about apart from the tunes, so that’ll settle the “personality” thing right there.
Seriously though, that electrician joke made me giggle!
*the end of this statement may contain traces of hypocrisy
Man, can’t wait to see new people coming into the DJing world find DJTT, then jump straight onto this article and turn into that bear from the video:
“CAN I HAVE YOUR MUZIK? HEREZ MY HARD DRIVE!”
“I WANT BITCHES!”
nice one dude.