Need help with a DJ name...(really)

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Need help with a DJ name…(really)

I only use my “Keith Ace” when I am playing an event. I play at a local live music venue/bar that never does what I do. The last time they listed me in the paper as “DJ I am not your ipod”. The owner put a nix on if for tomorrow night. So now I either use my Keith Ace or something else like:

  1. DJ No I won’t play a song from your phone
  2. DJ Yes I want a shot
  3. DJ No Requests (already in use I think)
  4. DJ No I don’t have any spanish music, I am not that kind of mexican (I really said that to someone)

as you can tell…I am out of ideas…

Please help a noob like me…

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can I get this moved to off topic please? (thought I posted it there…sorry)

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DJ yes i accept creditcards
DJ i’m sorry i already heard that song
DJ Nexttime
DJ Getlost
DJ No No No

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DJ move your drink away from the booth
DJ stop breathing club breath in my face when you talk to me
DJ the answer is no
DJ 1 more beer

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“club breath”…hahaha…

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DJ I haven’t got any pills m8

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Dj HighF5ve

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dj no breasts no requests

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DJ DJ

Selector, Controller, & DJ

DJ Not That Kind Of Mexican

DJ Redlining Is Cool, Kids

DJ What?
DJ What Country Are You From?
DJ What Ain’t No Country I’ve Ever Heard Of
DJ They Speak English In What?
DJ English Motherfucker, Do You Speak It?
DJ Say What Again. Say What Again, I Dare You, I Double Dare You Motherfucker, Say What One More Goddamn Time!

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DJ Yolo McSwager hastag selfie

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Dj yunolikeydis

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Vulmepulof Zuigmelul.

Yeah, it’s dutch. :wink:

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the quadfecta…

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Clit Mansell
Hans Oberlander

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DJ No bitch I dont have smooth criminal

DJ I shut it down and told them to turn on the juke box

DJ I am just sound checking right now

DJ call you husband over I want to beat his ass

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DJ Room For Two Under The Table

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This one just rolls off the tongue effortlessly

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DJ “Yes I take PayPal”

DJ “Weren’t you here lastnight”

DJ “Minecraft”