know what fish emulsion is? basically it’s liquified fish guts used for fertilizing soil. when we were about to graduate high school, we had a camp out/bonfire in my friend’s backyard.
Pretty much as expected, we drank a lot of beers and I filled up a super soaker with fish emulsion, then proceeded to raid one of my friend’s tents while he was passed out in his sleeping bag.
Here’s a picture from that night which my previous boss used to blackmail me:
lol !
im still in youth (18) but i have many guud stories heh. 
this year in january me and my friends went seeing bloodybeetroots+aoki live. because we were so drunk we somehow started to wrestle in the taxi and really destroyed this whole car. lights were hanging off, seats were cut up, but the driver somehow didn’t notice. the result of this boxing in the car were a broken nose, fucked up glasses and a black eye (me 
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we somehow managed to get into the club and had the best night ever.
I was djing one night and after several drinks apparently started chugging from a champagne magnum filled with vodka, all I know is that the next morning I woke up with bruises all over my body. Apparently after hobbling my way up to bed I leaned over the side of the bed and puked, and then rolled off my bed (about 5’ off the ground). I have no memory of this, so it was very fun to reconstruct my night the next morning, minus the hangover.
hmmm…I dont remember most of my drinking stories…what about white castle stories =P
I think the old saying is… if you remember it it couldn’t have been that good
nah it goes “its not a good night unless you come home with a traffic cone”
Man thats a $600 fine here
lol. i have one. and a street sign
Guess what a power pole will scone ya? 6k! two of my mates know that score haha
ouch! lolz. what are you doing up so early? im at work 
“missed my ride” you know how it is lol
A power pole?! How the hell did the manage that!
the police force in the south island is made up mstly of various farm animals. that is how
drunk driving is the norm here in NZ misha
Okay lol.
I had pictures in my mind of a bunch of people carrying around a power pole…
Police here in The Netherlands are o.k., dropped me off at my parents house (8 yrs ago?) when I was sleeping on the sidewalk (Drinks and … WERE involved) on the wrong side of our village. (Could’ve thrown me in jail for 1 night.)
Apparently I thought I was Andy Warhol after they woke me up and strted spitting out all kinds of quotes and stuff my dad told me after I woke up the next day. (Last book I read at that time was his biography). Hmm, what ‘substances’ can do to the mind. q:
A hot lunch is when you fuck a chick in the ass and then she gives you head. So fucking gross.
Everyday you learn something new.
Ya kiss your mother with that mouth mate haha