Tragic Craigslist Excuses for giving up DJing (and other classifieds)

I thought CLE was short for Cleethorpes…

and 216 was long for nine.

Actually, and i didnt wanna say this, I thought you was an old man and it was the classy old man wheels you smoke round Cleethorpes, pullin’ the bitches and Ho’s ..

Hot damn, its a fanny magnet!

See, now you can just f*** right off! I’ll have you know that I am from the Isle of Wight where we pull our bitches and Hos in Capris (the car, not the lady trouser).

And Karlos: aren’t you supposed to be a moderator rather than a degenerator? (good job all the same).

Where is the " Like" button… :wink: