hahahaha, You are about to have some fun my friend. The build goes a lot easier with 2 people though (if youve got a buddy to help you out). Thats a damn good story!
and ViM kicks the crap out of emacs any day!
Last night a friend and I were spinning at a bar and some drunk girl came up and requested some lame song, so my buddy told her she needed to buy us shots if she wanted to hear her song. She went and bought us double shots of Makers Mark, and right as she got back to the booth she spilled them both all over herself. She actually went back and bought two more shots for us, and I still didn’t play her song (I’m not a total dick, I didn’t even have it).
me and another techtools dj were spinning at a venue in atlanta and a car caught on fire outside the venue literally only a few yards away. had to get him come check it out in the beginning of his set for a brief moment.
You could’ve said “we’re playing an unreleased remix of French Kiss”
2 things.
2 summers ago I was playing this local dance party. I was standing in the booth while my buddy was playing. There were these 3 girls on the side of the booth that none of us knew, they were just watching and drinking. Everything was fine. Towards the end of his set one of the girls starts trying to get around to the door. She doesn’t make it and shits all over herself. Literally all over herself. She was wearing this tiny dress, it was horrible and smelled even worse. I guess those subs hit the brown note.
Second story, same place. This time it was my set. These frat boy-esque kids were all jumping around, rolling, and holding on to each other. So they kept trying to come up to the booth. Their was this one bouncer guy that didn’t look all that fight worthy but he kept pushing them back and being like, “Fuck you, fuck off.” Then one of the frat boys pushes him and the start going at it. And this bouncer got the shit kicked out of him right there by some frat boys. I guess it wasn’t that funny but if you had seen this little bouncer talking a bunch of shit…
1 girl 1 booth
^ x2. i actually hate having people in the booth. if anyone, i prefer someone that is either a DJ or knows about djing. i hate it when people like look over my shoulder and ask me questions and stuff. its one thing for someone who knows about djing to look over my shoulder to catch what track i am playing, or playing next, its another to have people all up in my business.
hahahaha brown note.
Now this didn’t happen during my set but its still pretty crazy. So a few years back we had a benefit show to help pay for my buddies surgery. It was a pretty decent sized warehouse show, about 250 people. It’s about 11:45 and 45 Thieves are going on at 12. I’m over by the water booth making sure nobody needs anything. I look up, and what do i see??? A fucking grenade flying through the air. I mean a military canister grenade. It’s heading right for the center of the crowd, and i almost shit my pants. AND… A huge cloud of smoke starts pouring out. So a military smoke grenade is going off in the middle of our show. My buddy Mark runs out of no where, grabs it and runs it out the back door. Thank god. But there was still enough smoke inside to make it almost impossible to see. The best part, is one of the guys from 45 Thieves comes up to me like “Fuck Yeah… Now It’s a Party.” They went on and destroyed it. We found out that it was the venue owner who threw the grenade, talked some shit and made him pay us for a change.
i’ve been attacked by giant moths, landing on my gear in the way of the faders, and getting stuck in my dreads. also seen a guy get his cock out on the dfloor. and i accidentally elbowed a chick in the face while she was grinding me, her fault 
lol he didnt just get his cock out kaon, he got totally naked
OH MY SACK!
Thats nasty!
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
Ok I hve a couple:
Really wasted girl at a party passes out leaning over the booth with her head on one of the turntables, as her head went down the track slowed down and then stopped, everyone turned to the booth to find out why there was no music just in time to see me push her backwards using her forehead for leverage, the track started playing again, she hit the floor and everyone started cheering!
Playing at an outdoor party, everyone got so wasted that I ended up playing from sunset til sunrise, unfortunately the generator was at the end of a 20m extension cable in the Aussie bush and there was only one torch and only I could be trusted with the petrol. Every 4 hours I had to put on a long track and go and find the torch, come back mix in another long track and head in to the bushes to find the genie. A couple of times I spilled petrol on the genie instead of in it and it nearly cut out, 20m away I heard the tt start to slow down and then pick up one the genie got going again
In '07 I was DJ’ing abroad for the season in Malia, Greece. My DJ box had a step up to it that was about a foot big and the door opened onto the open fronted bar/street where all the PR’s and punters walk around getting people in the bars. Some lass asks to come up to the DJ box, so I give her a hand up and let her press a few buttons for good measure. We start getting a bit steamy in the DJ box and I’m finding it hard to ask her to stop and try and pick a track out to chuck on next. After 15 mins or so, I say to her ‘I bet you can’t make me miss a beat’ and she just got down on her knees, undid my jeans and starts sucking me off! Fucking result! Haha. All the bar staff have seen and cos the inside of the DJ box can be seen from the street, all the bars PR’s from my bar and the surrounding bars have made a little gathering and are all watching. After a while, she pops her head up and everyone gives her a big cheer!
That just sounds TOO GOOD to be true mate!!
LOL…pics…or it didn’t happen!
HEHEHEHEH
Epic bro!!!
never ever! holy capoly
Yes we want pics!!!
Keep them coming this thread delivers!!!
These stories are really entertaining! haha
So you’ve read ‘Last night a DJ saved my life’?